Elephant not included . . .foetoe by Herman Soon |
GOODBYE** and welcome to my
spider-free website!
I
live in Napa, California, USA, Earth! Where are you? I am the most SERIOUS,
QUIETEST, SHYEST Clown you'll NEVER meet!
I
am Twelveteen years YOUNG and have been Clowning since I was a GROAN-UP.
Born in a New York City nursery, my favorite color is definitely GREEN!
** from
the Webmistress: Violet usually says the opposite of what she means.
For
clarification, I have capitalized the inverted words. |
I
am a licensed, award-LOSING, TWO-of-a-kind (thank goodness) clown who
HATES to play with kids of all ages. Lots
of people invite me to all kinds of fun events: corporate parties, birthdays,
anniversaries, grand CLOSINGS, banquets, family reunions, weddings, hospital
and nursing home visits, rocket launchings, Bar Mitzvahs and garage sales.
I am infamous for my singing Clown-O-Grams. They can enliven any occasion
or no occasion. They are guaranteed to be FORGETTABLE!
Wanna
hear me sing??? |

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